Post by DALLAS ALEXANDER WELLS on Mar 13, 2010 8:26:26 GMT -5
FULL NAME: dallas alexander wells[/blockquote][/font]
NICKNAMES: dallas
AGE & BIRTHDAY: 25 & april 19th
HOMETOWN: portland, organ
ILLNESSES: none, yo. (;
SEXUALITY: heterosexual
MEMBER GROUP: citizen
"hi, i'm dallas alexander wells. i'm twenty-five and i like sex. ha. haha. that was a joke... okay, not really. it's true; both of it. not the point. anyway, the basics; i was born on april 19th, conceived in the back of a pick-up truck. not even kidding. my mom's a gold-digging whore. my dad's a jerk. my step-dad's really rich. i have a little sister. she hates me and calls me a dick on a daily basis. i have a very big dick. ha. i'm also a therapist... see, now i'm not really kidding. i really am. i'm actually really smart. i just don't have an attention span. i think megan fox and that chick from the notebook is hot. i like nachos. i'm latino and jewish. i'm vegetarian. i sometimes type in caveman. i have a pet bunny named homer. i like the simpsons. i like twister and beer... sometimes at the same time. epicness. i wear hobo shirts to work. i like twitter. people don't take me seriously. i'm having sex with one of my patients... well... not right now. durh. but most of the time... i think i love her. i don't know. i hate relationships and commitment. i like hook-ups. but whatever... you probably think i'm lying. i'll let them talk about the rest....."[/blockquote][/font]
DALLAS' MOM:
"dallas is my son, obviously. i got pregnant with him in high school and when i told his father about it, he left. so i was left to raise him... okay, i didn't exactly raise him. i left him with babysitters while i was out most of the time. i was trying to support him. anyway, it's been like that for years until dallas was in high school and i married someone. and his step-dad just pretty much provides for everything, including dallas' education. dallas had this insane dream of becoming an artist and we all know how badly that turns out. so we made him take up psychology and now he's a therapist. i don't really care if he's terrible at it or if he's not happy. as long as he's making money."
DALLAS' STEP-DAD:
"i married dallas' mom when he was around fifteen or sixteen. i think he got used to an environment where a parent wasn't around so he was out all the time, partying and whatnot. let's just say he didn't take it too lightly when we started enforcing rules. i paid for his college education, so there's no way in hell he's becoming an artist. i'm not paying thousands of dollars just so he would end up selling paintings in the street. i know it's probably not the best job for him, but it's better this way."
DALLAS' SISTER:
"dallas is a dick. period. growing up, he's just been a pain in the ass. he has no respect for privacy, he's obnoxious, he makes friends with all my boyfriends and tells them embarassing stuff about me and flirts with my friends. and my friends actually think they have a shot with him. uh, no. not ever. dallas has never had a girlfriend in his life, and i don't think he ever will. i think it's pretty obvious he's not the relationship type of guy. good thing too. i pity whoever girl ends up with him. and okay.. fine... he's a good brother. he's protective and he's always been there for me. i still think he's a dick."
EX-ONE NIGHT STAND:
"yeah, i know dallas wells. i guess you can say i know him really well. it was like... just one of those nights, you know? he was really drunk, i just happened to be there... whatever. let me tell you, the guy's really good... really, really good. he was gone in the morning, though. hey, you don't happen to have his number, do you?"
ART TEACHER:
"dallas was one my best students... in the class, i mean. in general, he wasn't the best student out there. he made a lot of noise, he talked a lot, skipped classes, went to class drunk or high, that kind of stuff. he has a really short attention span apparently, so his grades weren't all that good. but you wouldn't believe how intelligent he is... i suppose he just thinks that acting stupid is easier. art came naturally to him; it was his best subject. it's still a pity that he never did pursue it. and yes, it still surprises me sometimes that he ended up as a therapist. he's probably the worst listener ever."
NAME/ALIAS: mia[/blockquote][/font]
AGE: turning nineteen. ew.
EXPERIENCE: 2-3ish years.
TIMEZONE: +8
ANYTHING ELSE: yothiskindasucks.
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